Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.
The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).
My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"
My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!
Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...
Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesn’t use Reddit). 😂
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It takes a lot of Gaul
The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
He had an incredible ability to heel
Take
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...
"These are grounds for dismissal."
Here it is: Prediction
It was karmageddon!
Now that is bold.
It was a millennial falcon.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
But you probably won’t get it.
I can't belive how bold he was
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
"Well, you're big and round and you've got two hands!" said my dad
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Anything, it can’t hear you.
Because Italics aren't bold
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"
