So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
Why did the nun constantly wander the halls of the convent at night?
She was a roamin Catholic
Almost everyone has the day off on the Fourth of July. Except fire.
Fire works on the Fourth of July
I got fired from Subway yesterday for accidentally giving a customer the incorrect sandwich
Who does their Job only after they are fired?
I got fired at the bank today...
An elderly woman came in and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
If someone created a capacitor Hall of Fame,
Would the guy who welcomes new members still be called an inductor?
I just got fired from my job as a set designer.
I left without making a scene.
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn...
I got fired from my job as a urologist.
I got bad ratings from my peers.
I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....
I told them we only accept cash.
I got fired from my job at the juice factory
I just couldn’t concentrate
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year.
They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
My ex-wife called to tell me that “my son” was arrested for setting a house on fire.
What do you call two fire's fighting?
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
Did you hear about the mechanic who got fired from the garage?
Apparently he had very poor motor skills.
Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired?
He couldn't control his pupils.
Got fired out of calendar factory...
Just because I took a day off...
A kid lights his house on fire.
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That's arson!
I've been fired from my job for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
I had to fire our fruit delivery guy this morning
he was driving me bananas
David Tennant doesn’t get fired
Dad, do we like to start fires, expressing ourselves with the Greek alphabet?
Yes, son, we are pi rho mu-niacs!
Canon fire
Know what you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? Father-in-law.
A young man was hunting a bull. He fired his bow, but the arrow landed a few feet to the left of the bull and it escaped.
I just got fired from the football factory
Be careful insulting fire fighters
Always make sure it is a controlled burn.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
Prometheus stole fire from the Gods...
...but he couldn’t sell it, it was too hot.
If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
(Mj)
Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water
But then one bandmate said "EWW"
Why was William fired as an bartender?
Because William Shakesbeer
Did you know that some people set things on fire just because they enjoy the smell of them burning?
Did you hear that the mailman got fired over a bad joke?
He must really need to work on his delivery.
What do you call the birds of paradise that live around the Ring Of Fire?
Why did the baker get fired?
I got fired from my tailoring job
Before his music career took off, Daryl Hall worked as a trucker for Quaker.
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
My grandfather was court-martialed from the navy when he fired on a friendly vessel
i sent my son to therapy to cure his pokemon addiction
Everyone gets the day off on the 4th of July. But not fire.
Why doesn’t Fire like Independence Day?
Because Fire works on the 4th of July
I got fired from my job at the bank the other day
An old lady asked me to check her balance...so I pushed her over.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
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