He dreads locking it.
He was always working on his knight moves...
Because it's always Jammin'
Me:Bob has no arms
Me:knock knock
Six year old: Who's there?
Me: not bob! (Cue laughter)
Six year old: bob who?...
Fuck it
Bob
Oreggaeno
I've been out to at least 40 different bars since then, but no one seems to carry that brand. Anyone know where to find it?
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
With "jammin"
What Jamaican?
He got hit by a brAND NEW CAAAAAR!
Bob Floss.
Bob.
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
Expunge Bob
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
He said the times they were a-changin’.
With Jam in...
Manwell.
Just a heads up.
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother Albert who was famous for his 6 ft wingspan..
...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
A barfly yells back at him...How is it something so stupid can get a job? Aren't you stupid?
Simple Bob smiles and says, No because if it's stupid and it works...It ain't stupid.
In his stu-stu-studio
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Sush-Ka-bob.
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
Because it keeps jamin’
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
Bob
Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.
Alternative for the logic nerds:
Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.
I simply said "I don't speak sign language"
The times they are a chain gin.
That's when he noticed, "Ain't it funny how the knight moves?"
Wi jammin'
Bob
He got hit by a BRAND NEW CAR!
