A list of puns related to "Bmw 801"
Season 128βs PC car is the BMW M4 Competition (G82). This car was added to CSR2 as the milestone prize car for season 118. The current fastest time for the G82 is 7.744 seconds, placing it at the 10th fastest time for a Tier 3 car.
BMW (which stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke GmbH (roughly Bavarian Engine Works Company)) was created in 1917 by the Munich company Rapp-Motorenwerke as the successor company to Bayerische Flugzeugwerke AG. It was incorporated by Knorr-Bremse in 1920 and refounded as BMW AG in 1922. BMWβs first production vehicle was a straight-six aircraft engine, the BMW IIIa. Following the end of WW I, BMW transitioned to producing motorcycle engines, farm equipment and railway brakes. The first BMW motorcycle was the R 32 in 1923. BMW did not produce an auto until 1928 when itβs first BMW 3/15 was produced which was a modified Dixi as a result of the purchase of another company, Fahrzeugfrabrik Eisenbach which had been producing Austin Sevens under the Dixi label. BMW rapidly expanded in the 1930s into sports cars and luxury cruisers. During WW II, BMW completely ceased automobile production and focused almost exclusively on aircraft engines with a side line of motorcycle production maintained. BMW plants were heavily bombed during the war and itβs remaining facilities were banned from producing vehicles or aircraft after the war. The company survived until 1948 by producing pots, pans, and bicycles. In 1948 it restarted motorcycle production, and in 1952 car production with the BMW 501 luxury saloon.
After escaping a takeover attempt by rival Daimler-Benz in 1959 BMW produced the BMW 700 (with a large investment by Herbert and Harald Quandt) which was a large success and assisted in the companyβs solvency. The BMW M division produced its first road and supercar in 1978 followed by the first BMW M5 in 1984, and M3 in 1986. BMW purchased Rover in 1994 but sold off most Rover brands in 2000 (keeping Mini and Rolls Royce) due to financial losses. In 1995 BMW expanded the lineup with the Z3 to include a two-seat roadster for the first time and in 1999 the X5 brought the company into the SUV market. Other BMW firsts include mass-produced turbocharged engine (2006), hybrid (2010), electric car (2013), and front-wheel drive (2014).
The M4 is a high performance version of the 4 series coupe developed (as with all the M series) by BMW M beginning in 2014. Until 2020 the model for the M4 was F82. The G82 debuting in 2020 generate
... keep reading on reddit β‘A new chapter in the story of NFS No Limits begins here! Join Ryo and his brother Hiroshi on their rise to becoming the best in Blackridge as you jump behind the wheel of the Honda Integra DC2 Type R. Race your way to the top in this action-packed update!
NEW CARS
2015 Aston Martin Vantage S V12
Car Class: Super
PR Level Max
6-Star = 852
7-Star = 904
8-Star = 939
Top Stats
Speed: 8,695
Acceleration: 8,027
Nitro: 8,779
Earnable in: Breakout: Aston Martin V12 Vantage S - 7 day event
Starting Window: April 19 16:00 PST β April 29 16:00 PST
"Join Kris and Isabella for some payback in the latest Breakout to earn the Aston Martin V12 Vantage S!"
2009 Alfa Romeo 8C
Car Class: Sports
PR Level Max
6-Star = 801
7-Star = 845
8-Star = 884
Top Stats
Speed: 7,676
Acceleration: 7,875
Nitro: 9,330
Earnable in: Proving Grounds: Alfa Romeo 8C - 7 day event
Starting Window: May 6 16:00 PST β May 15 16:00 PST
"Respect and power await in the latest Proving Grounds, featuring the incredible Alfa Romeo 8Cβ
1995 Honda Integra DC2 Type R
Car Class: Street
PR Level Max
3-Star = 481
4-Star = 577
5-Star = 620
Top Stats
Speed: 4,427
Acceleration: 4,076
Nitro: 4,251
Earnable in: Brothers Of Blackridge - 7 day event
Starting Window: May 22 16:00 PST β May 31 16:00 PST
" Not only will you join the newest contenders to rule the underground, earn the wicked Oni wrap alongside the Honda Integra DC2 Type Rβ
CAR SERIES
Fastian Pact, featuring the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X and Honda S2000.
UNDERGROUND RIVALS SCHEDULE:
Undertow
Start Date: Monday, 3 May 2021
Driver: Subaru Impreza WRX STI, Nissan Skyline GT-R BNR34, DeLorean DMC-12 (The Hundreds)
Speedster: Dodge Challenger SRT8, Mercedes-Benz SLK 55 AMG, Aston Martin V12 Vantage S
Breakneck: Mercedes-AMG C 63 S CoupΓ©, Lamborghini Huracan, Bugatti Chiron
Gridlock
Start Date: Monday, 10 May 2021
Driver: BMW M3 CoupΓ© (1999), Honda NSX (1991), Ford Model 18
Speedster: Porsche 911 (991) Carrera, Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, Aston Martin V12 Vantage S
Breakneck: Lotus Exige Cup 380, Enzo Ferrari, Bugatti La Voiture Noire
Outlanders
Start Date: Monday, 17 May 2021
Driver: Ford Mustang Boss 302, Nissan Silvia Spec R, Ford Mustang GT (Razor)
Speedster: Volkswagen Scirocco R, BMW M3 GTR, Alfa Romeo 8C
Breakneck: Mazda MX-5 (Speedhunters), Lamborghi
... keep reading on reddit β‘Last updated: 12/07/19 Edit 32: Couldn't help myself. Added Urban JurgΓ«nsen and Manufacture Royale. Thread is archived so no promises, but feel free to message me with any requests!
A. Lange & SΓΆhne: You work in investments, but nowhere as common as Wall Street. You have been known to casually ask to compare balance bridges with Patek owners.
Alpina: You are subscribed to Outside magazine, and can quote passages from Krakauerβs βInto the Wildβ by by heart. You own a pair of serious hiking boots, but they languish in your closet, unworn and unmuddied. You could not afford a Rolex Explorer. If pressed, you would not be able to articulate why anyone would actually need an βAlpinistβ watch.
Audemars Piguet: You are a rapper, and you think the brand name is βRoyal Oakβ.
Apple Watch: You are either a secretary or nine-figure earning CEO at a Fortune 500 company. You use your Apple Watch Series 4 to track both your weekly jogs and chicken roasts. You are vaguely familiar with the idea that other, βold-fashionedβ watches exist, but assume they will soon disappear once they are no longer repaired by their manufacturers.
Azimuth: Your two most treasured possessions are an autographed photo of Leonard Nimoy and a replica copy of the Voyager probe Golden Record. You can only dream of owning an MB&F.
Ball: As you walk through your LED lit hallway, down the stairs illuminated by motion sensing flood lamps, and towards your basement model train table outfitted with 3000 Lumen overhead halogen bulbs, youβre gladly reassured by your watch's Tritium lume - for the brief second it takes to find the switch.
Balticus: You are either a metrosexual 20-something working in Warsaw, or a teenage boy living in rural Estonia. You donβt get to play with your Overwatch team as much as youβd like due to the time difference. You dream of moving to Berlin or New York.
Baume et Mercier: You were touched when your wife got you a Clifton for your wedding. You have since gotten a Rolex, but wear your B&M on special occasions. Thankfully, she got you an automatic, not a quartz.
Bell & Ross: You think IWCs are a pale imitation of a Boeing 767 flight instrument. You want to wear the entire flight panel.
Blancpain: Letβs be real, unless you're Vladimir Putin, the only watch you wear from this brand is the Fifty Fathoms - and it never goes near water.
Bovet: You are the president of an esteemed French bank, say
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Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!
Wife: No you're not.
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
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