Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
Someone punched the blunt I was smoking.
What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
I smoke my weed on the toilet
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear
but i don't see the point
Who's SnoopDoggs favourite artist ?
They might die of blunt force trauma.
What do you call a blunt toothpick?
If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife
My dad is very blunt about neutered pets...
He'll always call a spayed a spayed.
Tried to write with a blunt pencil...
Turns out it was pointless
Why shouldn't you sharpen a blunt knife?
What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?
Im gonna be blunt with you,
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
A friend of mine collects blunt pencils...
Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless...
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
My friend just bought a knife with a blunt tip
I told my boss to pay me higher.
He gave me my payslip after smoking a blunt.
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
Me and my brother really tries to quit smoking weed,
but it's hard, being cojoint twins.
To be frank.
I’d have to legally change my name.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
My dad always said to me- Son,
There is no point being blunt
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
Dull pencils are so misunderstood...
Nobody ever gets their point.
A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar
Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?
To be Frank,
I'd have to legally change my name.
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