Bludgeoned Puns

A list of puns related to "Bludgeoned"

Why did the cab driver get bludgeoned to death by the IRS?

Because they commited taxi-vasion.

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👤︎ u/puddle_unhinged
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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“That’s a nice ham you got there!” I told my wife as she pulled it out of the freezer

“It would be a shame if you added an ‘S’ to the front and an ‘E’ to the end!”

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👤︎ u/0xCUBE
📅︎ May 16 2022
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I found a hole in my wall that I didn't know existed

Me: I never knew that hole was there My Dad: where did you think it was?

I then proceeded to laugh way too much

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👤︎ u/Stefano9
📅︎ May 28 2016
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