Ilyushin Il-54, NATO codename "Blowlamp", a transonic Soviet bomber intended to replace the Il-28, but never passed beyond the prototype stage. Only 2 were ever made. reddit.com/gallery/rdrfam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPlaneGuy
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Acquired an Optimus 5235 blowlamp in unused condition, military stock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
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This was delivered today, it’s bigger than I thought, 1 litre blowlamp for comparison.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
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Sievert no.16 Vapouria with 1/4 pint and 1 litre blowlamp for comparison.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
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Acquired an Optimus 5235 blowlamp in unused condition, military stock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/betelgeux
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Monopole Cede blowlamp, oldest one in my collection now. imgur.com/a/dQ0BA9Q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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This blowlamp has a small burner built in for starting it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Monopole cede blowlamp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The flame colour of a blowlamp when not used in a long time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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BLowLamp - For more renders follow the link in the comment section
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamergamesz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Got a couple more blowlamps. . . imgur.com/a/YwYaEJU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Picked up another Valtock item but it’s not a blowlamp this time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
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Made a new head for an old blowlamp. imgur.com/a/XG3eFdE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Found this blowlamp that appears hand made. imgur.com/a/wRWH98G
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Another blowlamp arrived today, thought I’d post before making it shiny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Removed the blow from a blowlamp.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I seem to have started collecting blowlamps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Valtock No. 3 blowlamp imgur.com/a/p3HICY4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherpony
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I’m a maid, and I have a huge problem going into homes that have pit bulls.

I have to go back to one of the few I know of that has one today. Not looking forward to it. The last time I was there, the owners were there for a few minutes and then left. I watched the pitbulls demeanor change completely when they were gone.

He was telling me he’s the boss of the house. Although he did eventually settle down and rest, I’m still so uncomfortable with jobs that include shitbulls.

I’m about to go in to see my boss for the short 5 minutes I see her every morning.. going to let her know if a pitbull ever attacks me, I’m suing the homeowners insurance big time. That is, if I get away alive of course.

I had a stupid chihuahua attack me about a month ago, but NOTHING can prepare someone for a pit attack. This subreddit can a little bit, but I bet it’s still a huge shock to witness or be involved in, although we are well informed here.

Anyway- wish me luck. I really don’t like this fucking house and that dog. Especially after witnessing his temperament change the way it did. Guess I’m living on the edge today.

Edit:; after talking to my boss they actually moved me to a different job :) I told them it was appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorpioawakened69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah1887
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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