Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.

So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power

A Megalovieniac

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/AlbinoYoshi7
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you know that if you took all of your blood vessels and laid them out end to end...

you'd die?

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/hardonpotter6969
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you hear the one about the two blood vessels?

...they loved in vein.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/MacDuffy_1
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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A brain aneurysm would be swell.

And brain aneurysm is a ruptured blood vessel. It sweeps up and bursts. So, it would be swell, as in a swelling. And it would be swell as in terrific & welcomed.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/lapret
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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The story of Captain Bravado

A long time ago, a pirate, named Captain Bravado, was sailing the sea with his fellow pirate friends.

One day, as he was sailing the sea, an enemy ship approched. His crew was really nervous.

He said: "Bring me my red shirt!"

The first man who heard the order got him his red shirt. They went to war and killed all the enemy pirates. That night, his crew asked why he wanted a red shirt.

He said: "If I had been hit during the fight, you wouldn't have seen my blood."

All his men were looking at him with admiration. The next day, at dawn, 10 ships approched Captain Bravado's vessel. His men were horrified. They were waiting for his order.

He said: "Bring me my brown pants !"

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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If you laid all your blood vessels end to end...

...you would die.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Saxophone_Hero
📅︎ Sep 17 2014
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I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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