Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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👤︎ u/apolaine
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was really scared about having my blood test taken until my brother told me to

"Be positive"

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📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Dadjokes at breakfast

Around the breakfast table we were discussing what kinds of things in nature are naturally blue.

Me: I think the blood of the horseshoe crab is blue.

Brother: What's a horseshoe crab?

Dad: You might know it as a king crab.

Me: No, that's another... ooooh.

And groans ensued.

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👤︎ u/kigbit
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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My dad tried to make us laugh during dinner with a joke

My family and I were discussing the difference between soul sisters and sisters. My brother pointed out that the quote 'blood is thicker than water' is actually shortened from 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'. Dad says 'I guess there's always womb for interpretation.' Ba dum, tsss.

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👤︎ u/CATSHARK_
📅︎ Feb 17 2014
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