I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.

The cashier said never mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_smart_user
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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β€ͺThere’s a new blockbuster movie in the works about the corona virus.

It’s going to be directed by Tinten Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubenvdheuv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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The animated flick about honey collecting insects from 2007 wasn't a blockbuster...

... because it was a Bee movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kahooki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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So there's this guy in pajamas at Blockbuster...

The clerk asks him "Did you get a copy of all the Disney movies you wanted?"

"Nah, I just got UP."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxjf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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Did you hear about that blockbuster fight movie?

Yeah, it was a really big hit.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I went to blockbuster years ago and asked for a copy of batman forever

The cashier said "you have to bring it back in 2 days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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This Summer's Biggest Blockbuster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Promised_LAN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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Blockbuster.

My father, sister and I were driving around the city.

Sister: I remember when there was a Blockbuster there.

Dad: I guess they got busted!

We all shared a good laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midjet4455
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Did you hear they’re making a Tetris movie?

I bet it’ll be a blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyCatlc
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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You may not like Minecraft now...

But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

Credit: u/Iziahzay

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Tetris is a good game

In fact, you could even say it was a blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtonPi23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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So there's going to be a Tetris film....

I hear it's going to be a real blockbuster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TET879
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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So you know how they're making a Tetris movie?

Well, it's going to be a blockbuster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My BF's dad on the Lego Movie.

He said "I heard it's a real blockbuster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleoceangirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Help: geology-themed puns needed.

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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I'm really excited to watch the Minecraft movie

It'll definitely be a Blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Upon hearing that the LEGO Movie was a hit this weekend

I guess you could say it was a blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrognog_gutentag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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My Dad on The Lego Movie yesterday...

My family are all big fans of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so when a trailer for The Lego Movie came on, we all paid close attention, because Charlie Day from the show has a role in it.

My dad, who was in the other room, came in and asked what we were talking about.

"The Lego Movie. A trailer just came on for it."

"Oh, I've heard great things about that I think it's going to be big."

"You think so?"

"Yeah, a real blockbuster."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eckmann88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out

The cashier said nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joseph-Stalin1945
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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BLOCKBUSTER

When the Minecraft movie is released, can you then say it is an BLOCKBUSTER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCloud-YT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I got carded at a liquor store…

… and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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How do you call a Minecraft movie?

A blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lemon_ade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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If Tetris was a movie

It’d be a blockbuster

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