A list of puns related to "Billionaires"
He’s not a billionaire. He wants to be one too.
He's the big cheese.
Antimony!
My friend said "Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?"
I said "no, he also wished he was..."
Apologize profusely
He was feeling charitable
Merely for entertainment porpoises.
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”
He wanted to avoid a cat-as-trophy
Bill gates.
How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero 3 two to die and one to never get over it
Granted I was a billionaire before I met her.
Mom: dear, remember, the road to success is paved with failure!
Dad: well, the road to failure is paved with failure as well!
Fast 10: your seatbelts
Coworker: You shouldn't browse Reddit while at work.
Me: Do you know who my grandpa is? He is a billionaire.
Coworker: So what?
Me: He was a miner, then he mined his own business.
Because he was a Billionaire
Watching the news when they mentioned billionaire Harold Hamm's divorce settlement, and it showed the check he wrote his wife. My mom said she'd never seen a check that big, when I replied "It's a normal size check, it's just on a large screen..."
Who’s the smelliest billionaire in the world? Elon MUSK!!
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