Bibs Puns

A list of puns related to "Bibs"

Why do basketball players wear bibs?

Because they dribble.

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👤︎ u/OSemenDemonO
📅︎ May 18 2021
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What did the bib say to the shirt?

Tonight dinner is on me

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👤︎ u/jwlkr70
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What's a word that sounds like it should be a pun but isn't?

Apron.

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👤︎ u/BrandoGil
📅︎ Mar 03 2022
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What does Jabba the Hutt put on when he eats fish?

A Bib For-Tuna

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👤︎ u/TI86
📅︎ May 13 2022
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I got my friend while talking about my new cycling bib.

He commented that it looked pretty cool, but that my bulge was a bit...distracting.

I responded, "I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm big boned."

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👤︎ u/Fallabrine
📅︎ May 14 2015
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What do give a cannibal crab for his birthday?

Crab cake …

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Oct 03 2021
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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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