A list of puns related to "Berni"
To warm Bernieβs handers
Because it was minus 45.
I would figure they want anti-socialism.
He is practicing Socialist Distancing.
the white house will become forbiden
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
First with the heart attack and now with the strokes
Bernie.
..with 65 billion dollars.
Bernie Tung?
...after all, he was in his prime.
Progressive Rock
Bernieβs mountain dog!
Now it Berns when IP.
I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that
I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.
(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)
Me: I can't wait see Bernie Sanders live!
Dad: Never knew he was dead.
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!
Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.
Someone in my class has a Mac with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. He was answering one of her questions and told her to type it on her "Bernie Mac."
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