OC: What's a bellhop's favorite dog?

LobbyDoor Retriever

I just told this to my 12-yo and she cringed then smiled. Success!

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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "can I grab your luggage?"

The photon replies, "no, I'm traveling light."

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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.

Helium doesn't react.

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A photon checks into a hotel...

and the bellhop says, 'Do you have any luggage?'

'No,' replied the photon, 'I'm travelling light'.

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What's the frog's job at the hotel?

Bellhop

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Some of My Favorites

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.

A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale

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A proton walks into a hotel...

A proton walks into a hotel and the bellhop asked if he had any luggage. The proton relied, β€œNo, I’m traveling light. β€œ

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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.

The photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, β€œDo you have any luggage?”

Photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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A photon checks into a hotel

the bellhop asks β€œcan I help you with your luggage?”, the photon replies β€œno thanks, I’m traveling light”

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A photon checks into a hotel...

The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".

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A photon checks into a hotel

When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".

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A photon of light checks in to a hotel ...

the bellhop asks: "any bags?"

the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."

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A photon walks into a hotel...

A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

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