I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.
Buh dum tiss
He had experience in molecular Gastonomy.
She's into Beastiality
I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."
She called me cringe-worthy.
Because their horns don't work. Β―_(γ)_/Β―
But it was just my cold field.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
Dunnnnggggg
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
He tolled everyone off
Good Tie-dings to all men!
It wasn't all that it was cracked up to be
Lord Of The Dings
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
Itβs my jingle bell rock.
And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.
"I'll show you",said Stan.
They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.
"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."
"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"
"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.
All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.
"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.
Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."
"But his face sure rings a bell"
βOh, and what is this special talent?β Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
βYouβre hired!!β He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked βwho is he?β
The priest responded βI donβt know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!β
A Bill-Ding!
βIsabellβ,he said
Because he conditions it.
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"
Against your will.
I said I thought her face rang a bell.
They donβt want to get the sheets!
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
Because its horn doesn't ring.
saved by the Belle
Should get a no bell prize
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
It's a dumb-bell.
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!
BONGGGGGGGGG
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns donβt work.
Dung
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Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns donβt work.
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