A list of puns related to "Cow Belles"
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Because their horns donβt work. π
(Courtesy of my 9 year old).
Because its horn doesn't ring.
Because their horns donβt work!!
Boyfriendβs son told him this joke this morning. Heβs set to be a dad already!!!
Because their horns don't work.
Heard from an old guy in a dive bar just now.
After my first serving, I was still hungry so I asked for 'more cow Belle.'
They must have a broken horn.
My family was having a burger night and I improvised some groaners:
Q - How does it sound when your cousin drives an ambulance?
A - Neeeenaaaaa-neeeeenaaaaa! (There is a cousin called Nina)
Q - How do you know when your cousin is coming to visit?
A - they ring the Issa-belle! (Yip, you guessed it there is a cousin called Issabelle)
Q - What does a dinosaur say to offer you a hot drink?
A - Would you like some tea, Rex? (Hate to over explain and ruin the joke but just in case - Rex )
Then during bathtime:
Q - When a crab goes to jail where do they lock him up?
A - A jail shell. (there was a decorative jar of shells there which I used as a muse for this piece)
Q - How does a daddy cow clean himself at night?
A - In a bub-bull bath. (Just came to me)
Q - What does an astronaut use in the bath?
A - A space cloth. (this one didn't really land but I stand by it)
Q - What do you use to wash your hair in the toilet?
A - Sham-poo (low hanging fruit but this one absolutely killed)
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
Why didn't the pregnant cow want to take aerobics?
She didn't want to sprain her calf.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
de-calf-inated
Why do cows wear bells?
because their horns don't work
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(An actual joke from my dad that Iβve been hearing since I was little)
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