49 Hilarious Believably Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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My wife said she’d leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didn’t believe her

But then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/Dizzaster21

📅︎ May 19 2021

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My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/PavilionFlux

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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Can’t believe I got sacked from my job at the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/Eternal_Punshine

📅︎ Jun 01 2021

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I can’t believe it’s not butter!

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👤︎ u/tobias_drundridge

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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I'd like to ask all of those who believe in psychokinesis...

to please raise my hands.

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👤︎ u/VAOkie

📅︎ May 27 2021

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I can't believe I just dated a german nationalist! But I guess it's obvious, looking back on it

I mean, there were red flags all over the place

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👤︎ u/Version_Two

📅︎ May 09 2021

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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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👤︎ u/piemamamer

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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I believe that orchestral music is inappropriate for kids.

There’s too much sax and violins.

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👤︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?

It's true though

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👤︎ u/Ashnakag3019

📅︎ May 06 2021

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I can't believe this is legal

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👤︎ u/ElyjaGamingYT

📅︎ May 07 2021

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My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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I once complimented a curvy woman who doesn't believe Earth is round.

she replied that it was very flattering.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette

📅︎ May 11 2021

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My grandad always said 'Dont believe everything you hear.'

It was great advice.

Or was it?

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips

📅︎ May 17 2021

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People don't believe me when I tell them I died a while ago

But I'm dead serious

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👤︎ u/theusrnmisalreadytkn

📅︎ May 26 2021

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I used to believe in reincarnation…

…but the inheritance tax was astronomical.

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👤︎ u/silashoulder

📅︎ May 09 2021

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I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.

It’s just like riding a bike.

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👤︎ u/njsh20

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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You know what I can’t believe?

It’s not butter

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs

📅︎ May 12 2021

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People don’t believe that grass is wet in the morning.

But it dew

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👤︎ u/superuglypotate

📅︎ May 26 2021

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It’s hard to believe that it has been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like only yesterday.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 22 2021

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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/A____K

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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People who believe non-binary is not a gender

think that there are only 10 types of genders

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata

📅︎ May 19 2021

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If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts

For they cannot lie

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ May 02 2021

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I can’t believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick!

Like, seriously. How low can you go?

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👤︎ u/thedudenamedjay

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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I can't believe how rapidly I went from having a complete and impressive mullet to being bald!

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 21 2021

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I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama

I guess alpaca my bags and leave

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👤︎ u/turkyman3

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.

Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.

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👤︎ u/Pudenator

📅︎ May 21 2021

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I can’t believe how cheesy this sub is.

https://imgur.com/gallery/bWpJujh

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👤︎ u/njsh20

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.

More on this story, as it unfolds.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 05 2021

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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/DeadlySocks

📅︎ Mar 24 2021

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I can’t believe some lowlife broke into my garage. They took my prized possession: my Limbo bar.

I mean how low can you go?

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👤︎ u/doctor_boombot

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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My wife couldn’t believe I took my old high school bully out tonight.

I love being a sniper.

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👤︎ u/badindc

📅︎ Mar 28 2021

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Some people don't believe in evolution.

They're primate change deniers.

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👤︎ u/boredboi69WR

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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Does this pun believe here ?

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👤︎ u/Keyckes

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator

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👤︎ u/ssigea

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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What do you call someone who likes Easter but doesn’t believe in the Easter Bunny?

Eggnostic!

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👤︎ u/Cheesydoodlers

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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I can’t believe it’s not...

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👤︎ u/Transgendercats69ing

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.

She is a Rebel without a Claus.

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👤︎ u/kouroshkeshavarz

📅︎ Apr 19 2021

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I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...

but she saw right through me.

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👤︎ u/mcdofras

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?

Isn't that nuts?

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👤︎ u/wessdude79

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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Those who believe in the calendar are going to die soon,

...their days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/neon_moonlite

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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My wife told me to stop singing “I’m a believer” because it’s annoying. At first I thought she was kidding...

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda

📅︎ May 01 2021

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I refuse to believe that my road work father was stealing from his job.

But when i got home all the signs were there.

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👤︎ u/kundan_n

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop

but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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👤︎ u/XxDorrianxX

📅︎ Apr 20 2021

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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/Equivalent_Market_94

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick.

Like seriously, how low can you go ?

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👤︎ u/BogdanAnime

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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