A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater

And my dad had this to say about the event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YonuNautilus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My friend works with bee hives

When I see him working I tell him to bee careful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emo-Asian-Abuser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What do you call a bee hive without any exits??

Unbeeleaveable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy1776
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2023
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Why do bees like their hives in winter?

It swarm…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Someday_wonderful
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2022
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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Bees have just finished building a hive outside my bedroom.

I bet they'll be having a house swarming party tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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My 5 year old just channeled some Dad juju: she asked me β€œwhy did the worker bee stay in the hive?”

Because she had nowhere else to bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnownAd7367
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2022
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There used to be a bee hive in a church. One day, suddenly they all left.

It was a bunch of bee-leavers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2022
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What does a bee say when it returns to it's hive?

Honey, I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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I went to get some new bees for my hive, I told the guy I only needed 12 but the guy gave me 13. So I asked him why.

He said it’s a free-bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBro_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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How do rumors spread in a bee hive?

The buzzybodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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What do bees throw when they finish making their hive?

A house-swarming party!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbenronpa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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I know you’re wondering… why do bees live huddled together in hives?

β€˜Swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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Among the thousands of bees in a hive, how do you spot the Queen?

She's obeese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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This gives me the heebee-jeebees
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2023
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A bee shows up, at the hive, wearing a yarmulke…

A fellow bee say, β€œWhat’s with that? You’re not Jewish.” He said, β€œI know, I just don’t want people to think I’m a wasp.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkipperBiff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the ghost say to the bee hive?

Boo bees!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Perfect name for a steakhouse πŸ₯©
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emreloperr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2023
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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?

A wanna-bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you call a worker bee who stings you to protect the hive?

A Kamikazbee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Where are bees from?

Stingapore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2023
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What did Austin Powers say to the Queen Bee?

Oh Bee-have!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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So uhm hive got a lot to say about it but hive bee-n thinking about it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idunnoppl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, β€œOh, that last one is a freebee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothwhopper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebongreaper666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?

She tells them to Bee productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterLB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?

An adobee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why do bee's stay in their hive in the winter?

'swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemigodRob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Fun Fact: Most Bees are actually allergic to pollen.

When exposed, they break out in hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMaylic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2023
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Why do bees stay together inside their hive over winter?

S'warm

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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A large bee hive can have over 10,000 bees. Where do all those bees go to use the bathroom?

The BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisgoggs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What are the chances of being stung by a bee when walking past a hive?

There are numerous probabilibees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What do you call a bee hive with no exits?

Un-bee-leave-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyPotatos823
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do bees do when they move to a new hive?

They throw a house swarming party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutantbabysnort
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Why do bees stay inside their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooterpro1020
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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What do you call a Bee hive without any doors?

Unbelievable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr33nrobot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?

Hi Honey, I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocopops029
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?

Honey, I’m home!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?

β€˜Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I went to buy 12 new bees for my hive...

The manager gave me 13.

He said it was a free-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmatepaul
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do bees say when they return to the hive?

Honey, I’m home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DERPYOLO22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter

Swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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