What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?
What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to Bee productive.
An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
How does a queen bee get around her hive?
So uhm hive got a lot to say about it but hive bee-n thinking about it
Why do bee's stay in their hive in the winter?
A large bee hive can have over 10,000 bees. Where do all those bees go to use the bathroom?
A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater
And my dad had this to say about the event.
My friend works with bee hives
When I see him working I tell him to bee careful
What are the chances of being stung by a bee when walking past a hive?
There are numerous probabilibees.
What do you call a very fast bee hive?
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
I went to buy 12 new bees for my hive...
The manager gave me 13.
He said it was a free-bee.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter
Why do bees stay together inside their hive over winter?
I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
What do you call a bee from America?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
I went into a pet shop and told the owner that i want twelve bees
He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"
Thought you guys would like these
What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A Mumble-bee.
I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.
I met this super hot beekeeper the other day.
But I guess you could always say, beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Bee keepers have the prettiest eyes
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
Where does Austin Powers get his honey?
What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?
What did the Daddy Bee say to his Daughter Bee when she was being bad instead of building their house?
You better start bee hiving!
The other day I saw a honey dweller in my garden.
I just could not let her bee.
Hive I done right?
An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.
An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.
One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.
One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.
I got fired
I got fired from my job at the apiary because I spaced out and walked away from the hives.
I was a day dream bee-leaver
If Austin Powers was in the Bee Movie what would he tell the ladies?
Did you know that earth is allergic to bees?
When there's a bunch of bees around, the earth breaks out into hives.
Had a dad joke at work the other day, wanted to share.
Where I work, we have a honeybee hive and sell the honey in our market.
A pair of beekeepers were in the other day to extract some combs and before they left, they asked us (my Hispanic coworkers and myself) if we wanted to see them.
Both of my coworkers exclaimed, "Si, si!" and I promptly chimed in, "No, they aren't c's - they're bees!"
Audibly groans were had, I am ready for fatherhood.
What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?
Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?
What do bees say when they return to the hive?
Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter?
Where did Noah keep the bees
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