Beached Whale Puns

A list of puns related to "Beached Whale"

I will save the beached whale

I ashore you

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👤︎ u/hdeifh
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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I told my whale friend not to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water but he did and beached himself.

That's why you don't eat Tide Pods.

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👤︎ u/l3373r7h4nu
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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What did the beached whale say after finally returning to the water?

"Long time no sea."

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👤︎ u/Manteca514
📅︎ Feb 15 2015
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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👤︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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