I hate charging batteries.
What do you call an iPhone's battery?
Where did the alcoholic battery go?
The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks
They charged one and let off the other!
Do you know whats the best thing about dead batteries?
There's a woman in the park selling batteries...
She sells, C cells by the seesaw.
I gave all my used batteries away today
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
Batteries have split personalities
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash
That's what I call clean energy
What is Fonzies favorite battery?
The double aaaayyyyyyyyyy.....
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.
Now I’ll never hear the end of it.
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50."
I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
My phone battery is 69% right now
I have a great joke about Iphone battery life!
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
I noticed 2 large bumps on my car battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says it’s terminal.
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
My friend sat on a battery the other day.
I asked if they were shocked?
I know, I know, it’s a revolting joke.
“How much do you want for that flat battery?”
“Oh, that’s free of charge”
My son asked me, “why isn’t there B batteries?”
I said, “Son, bees don’t need batteries”
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?
I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.
what do you call an iphone's battery?
The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid
They charged one, and let the other off
We have a box of dead batteries at home.
They are all free of charge
My remote control batteries died today.
So I gave them away, free of charge.
I took dead batteries from the store
They were free of charge.
My friend gave me some dead batteries
I gave a flat battery away today.
I gave all my dead batteries away today
I gave away my dead batteries
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
My neighbor was giving away batteries
They were free of charge.
I gave away all of my batteries yesterday.
And the best part, it was free of charge!
I bought some dead batteries
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