What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
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As I taped a barracuda to a boomerang, I remember thinking that...

...this could really come back to bite me.

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What do you call two barracudas?
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Dad joked on family movie night

this was years ago, I had forgotten until it came up in conversation today. when Finding Nemo came out on DVD most of us hadn't seen it, and my oldest sister was home from her first year in college. my mom gets all excited to have a Disney movie night for old time's sake and makes a big deal about it.

so we all get settled with popcorn and all, and the movie begins. if you haven't seen it, the first scene is a bit tragic... to refresh people's memory, a barracuda attacks the soon-to-be parents and eats the mom and unhatched eggs. this is probably less than 5 minutes into the movie.

it's dead quiet in the house as Marlin swims around yelling for his mate and looking in the now empty spot where their eggs were hidden. He sees the lone surviving egg on the ocean floor and swims to it. honoring his deceased mate's wishes, he names his only child "Nemo"

instantly my dad stands up, turns off the TV and says "Ha! I found him! that was fun." and walks away.

tl;dr: my dad beat the whole family in a game of "Finding Nemo"

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

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