The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?
The steaks were too high.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Dad getting back into the house from the barn...
Dad: the cows are really mad because you haven't been returning their calls.
Wife: what?
Dad: they've been trying to re-chew all night.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why did the man work in a barn for hus whole life?
Because is was a stable career
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
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︎ May 17 2020
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Why wasnβt the horse interested in breeding in the barn?
He was more hoping for a stable relationship.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
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︎ Dec 29 2019
How do cows light their barns?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
A farmerβs convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?
When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.
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︎ May 30 2019
What is a Barn Owlβs favourite subject at school?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide
They are calling it βWoof and Meowth diseaseβ
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Me (to daughter): βWhy do you think barns are red?β
Daughter (in her obviously voice, very sure of herself): βTo attract the bulls.β
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︎ Jul 31 2019
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: βSee that cow barn over there?β
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Whatβs the name for a horse that is the smartest one in the barn?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Why did the hen lay around in the barn all day?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
So this farmer built a 5 story barn for his cattle.
He's really raising the steaks.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
What do you call when cows escape from the barn?
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︎ Apr 22 2019
What kind of milk do cows with no barn make?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Today I learned that one time a cow exploded a barn by farting
It mustβve been udder madness
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︎ Jan 17 2019
What happens when you bring electronics into a barn?
Everything goes haywire
I hate you dad
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I turned on my computer and it showed a picture of a man in overalls and a straw hat standing next to a barn.
It was the Farmer in the Dell.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Why did the cow climb on to the roof of the barn?
Because it didn't want to be ground beef
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︎ Sep 04 2018
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︎ Sep 05 2018
Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.
Amished opportunity, if you ask me.
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︎ May 22 2018
Why did the farmer turn on the radio in his barn every night?
Because the cows like moosic.
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︎ Jan 12 2018
My mom told my dad about how she went to Pottery Barn for a one-item sale.
Dad: Which item was for sale?
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︎ Feb 19 2018
My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, Iβm trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
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︎ Dec 30 2017
I decorated where my horse sleeps in the barn.
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︎ Feb 28 2017
I built a new barn to house our horses, I'm proud of it's construction.
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︎ Jan 10 2017
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
The rancherβs wifi wasnβt working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
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︎ Apr 29 2020
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Working in a barn is a stable career.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why did the barn collapse?
Because it wasn't stable.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
I was having trouble with my internet connection , so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Why did the barn collapse?
Because it wasn't stable.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What do you call when the cows escape from the barn?
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