The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.

Now I have a stable connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Owl jump on the barn-wagon

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who

... who who?

How did you know I'm an owl! :o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrunibrowman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Dad getting back into the house from the barn...

Dad: the cows are really mad because you haven't been returning their calls.

Wife: what?

Dad: they've been trying to re-chew all night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the man work in a barn for hus whole life?

Because is was a stable career

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NDB05_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...

When people finally started making barns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn

He orders a bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn?

He was more hoping for a stable relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do cows light their barns?

With moo lighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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A farmer’s convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.

He was out on bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?

When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundTrax
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?

Owlgebra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashyBang96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor

He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABitOfALuddite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Me (to daughter): β€œWhy do you think barns are red?”

Daughter (in her obviously voice, very sure of herself): β€œTo attract the bulls.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: β€œSee that cow barn over there?”

β€œI didn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingWilliamVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What’s the name for a horse that is the smartest one in the barn?

A stable genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PathWalker8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why did the hen lay around in the barn all day?

She was EGGShausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oceans-Stars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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So this farmer built a 5 story barn for his cattle.

He's really raising the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What do you call when cows escape from the barn?

A mootiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CustomAtomicDress
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What kind of milk do cows with no barn make?

Pasturized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one-zero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Today I learned that one time a cow exploded a barn by farting

It must’ve been udder madness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/switchty4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What happens when you bring electronics into a barn?

Everything goes haywire

I hate you dad

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I turned on my computer and it showed a picture of a man in overalls and a straw hat standing next to a barn.

It was the Farmer in the Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why did the cow climb on to the roof of the barn?

Because it didn't want to be ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Barn owls must have been stocked when the barn was invented. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legat-Beelzebub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.

Amished opportunity, if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Why did the farmer turn on the radio in his barn every night?

Because the cows like moosic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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My mom told my dad about how she went to Pottery Barn for a one-item sale.

Dad: Which item was for sale?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cktheknife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...

... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRipley1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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I decorated where my horse sleeps in the barn.

It's pretty stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poohonhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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I built a new barn to house our horses, I'm proud of it's construction.

It's very stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gubenlo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The rancher’s wifi wasn’t working so he moved the router to the barn...

Now he has a stable connection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaysStays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Working in a barn is a stable career.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayItToMeSANTOS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why did the barn collapse?

Because it wasn't stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I was having trouble with my internet connection , so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why did the barn collapse?

Because it wasn't stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What do you call when the cows escape from the barn?

A mootiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidakris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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