I made this bird you can use to send congratulations to people
What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bail
What do you call Batman when he's injured?
Bruised Wayne.
No one likes this pandemic. Well, no one apart from Bane..
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
I went to the library and asked for the self help section
They said if they told me it would defeat the purpose.
If I threw a can of pop at you, would it hurt?
Probably not, its a soft drink.
The bane of Santa's Christmas Party
Rude elf the red-nosed drunkard
One kid wanted Dad to draw Bane... The other one wanted a turkey.. Decided to knock out two birds with one stone.. (X-post r/batman) imgur.com/VrlPxcE
What is it called when Batman leaves church early?
Christian Bale.
