Christian Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2022
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You know that states are going to start banning the rolled up hay bales?

Apparently the cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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I just found out they are making round hay bales illegal!

Turns out, the Cows weren’t getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spangler21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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When you are driving through farm land and see those circle-shaped hay bales in pastures, it’s because they outlawed the rectangular ones.

Apparently the livestock weren’t getting a well rounded diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekobres
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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When Christian decides not to do a movie, he Bales.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NopeyNope_the_5th
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat? Point at a stack of hay bales…

β€œHey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorCalNavyMike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..

.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.

(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plantborb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Christian Christian Bale Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?

A straw-berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Christian Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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Round Hay Bales

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafluffymoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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When you’re driving through farmland and you notice those rectangular hay bales, it’s because they outlawed those round ones.

Apparently the livestock weren’t getting enough square meals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekobres
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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Y'know those round bales of hay are being outlawed right?

The cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiscokid76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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The FDA is banning round hay bales

because the cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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I just saw on the news they ruled that round bales of hay were illegal.

The cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itschaosbekindx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?

Cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3oons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cMASHM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashforchunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopecs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Round bales of hay are illegal...

The cows just can't get a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Did you know that they are outlawing the round hay bales?

The cows aren't getting a good square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiannaidhe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Riding by a field with those big round bales of hay...

"You know they just outlawed those right?"

Why?

"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooddogisgood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Round hay bales are being outlawed.

They say that cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasteredlyric
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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