Bailment Puns

What’s the best/most common way to describe — i.e. what verb-preposition pair typically goes with the word — “bailment” (and is “a” before “bailment” preferred or best avoided”)? I’m thinking in context of the following sentence:

> In this case, placing the dress in a secure facility under contract is far preferable to having a friend hold the dress as a simple bailment, most likely in a private home with no- or unremarkable theft deterrence.

Is, “hold … as … a bailment,” ok, or should it be, “keep … under … [] bailment,” or something else? I checked El Goog, but all I got was a bunch of legal commentary totally bereft of the kind of discussion that might answer my question.

what does "so" mean in the first sentence?
also, "to such", the times I saw this expression, it always meant something to give more emphasis, but here it seems like it's a different meaning.

Clause in lease using bailment for hire ( which is for personal property only) Landlord took my boat from my private dock, and held public auction for 1 month missed payment when my husband died. Lot is in a marina, marina is landlord, but all property is owned by US Corp. of Engineers. Corp. policy states owners of trailers can be evicted using the real estate laws. Lease is for 1 year. Is there some loophole I am missing that allows landlord to take my personal property? This is in Georgia.

In mid-March (before the crap hit the fan) I took my desktop PC to a local computer shop to get a cooling fan repaired and to install an additional solid state drive. I prepaid for the work. They finished it a couple of days later. But when I went the following day to pick the machine up, the door was locked and the business was shut down, ostensibly due to COVID-19. I left a phone message as instructed but heard nothing.

Two days later I visited their website. It instructed to leave an electronic message on the site and I'd be contacted "soon". I did. No word. I left another message five days later. No word. I left another message a couple of days ago (now three weeks after). No word.

I have found out that their store in another city in the province is boarded up. I drove by their local store on Wednesday and it appears the same as it did when I went to get my computer - including the sign advising to call. The phone just says "We are not accepting calls". The website is now no longer functioning at all.

I am concerned they may be going out of business.

So, let's assume they are. What can I do to make sure I get my computer back? It's not super valuable but it's probably worth a few hundred dollars, including the upgrade they did to it. And as I mentioned, I've paid for the work (and have a receipt).

I'm tempted to send a registered letter of demand, so that I can open the door to small claims court, but if they go insolvent, I will have to deal with a receiver, I suspect.

Can you give basic advice on how to maximize the odds of me getting my machine back? Given the value, paying for a lawyer's time is probably not cost-effective.

Thanks!

Ex punched me as we were vacating an apt and storage unit, both in my name. He was arrested and released. For months has made no effort to collect the property he left behind despite opportunities to do so. I hadnt known he had very hazardous items, illegal ones, etc in there. Storing it is costing me a fortune How do I terminate this arrangement? I want to get rid of his junk, already had to go thru it to dispose of problematic items. Thank you.

Both parties are in Alabama, but the company headquarters is in another state. I'm assuming this involves Alabama law only, but please let me know if you need to know the other state.

A company sent me a piece of furniture that was damaged. They sent me a replacement piece of furniture at no charge. An in person verbal agreement was made and they would pick up the damaged product on date X. Nothing was signed by either party.

Date X came, they never picked it up. I complained and gave them until date Y to pick it up or I'll put it out on the street. Date Y came and they still haven't picked it up and have been extremely incompetent about the whole situation.

This is a large piece of furniture that has been taking up a lot of space and has ruined most of December as well as the holidays by preventing activities.

Am I in violation of my bailment agreement if I do what I said or did they already break it by not picking it up on the date we agreed on? Everything has been verbal.

Thank you.

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Thanks to anyone from any of the Canadian schools that can help. The UBC exams are all about different property things, any my school doesn't release old exams :(

Cheers!

Person A sells a house to person B, accidentally leaves a valuable item in the house. Person B realizes, puts item in a safe place and plans to contact person A. Person B's friend comes around to the house and breaks it.

Should I focus on conversion or am I barking up the wrong tree?

My wife and I moved house 6 months ago. All rooms needed an extensive makeover (which we're in the process of). The previous owners had left a small number of boxes in the loft. We binned what was in the boxes. However I've had a knock at the door and the previous owner asked if they could retrieve the boxes. I've said unfortunately we cleared them as we thought they were unwanted.

The previous owners said they were going to contact their solicitors and promised legal action against me and my wife. Do they have a case? I've contacted my solicitor but they're closed over Christmas.

Live in England

Edit - appreciate the feedback guys

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"