Backstreet Puns

Therapist: tell me why

Me: screams

Therapist: Tell me why

Me: Are the Backstreet's backs alright?

I couldn’t understand the reasoning behind her aggression but she seemed to only get angrier when I asked her to tell me why.

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

I Want It That Whey

“Somebody once told me”

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

Normal back: Degenerates over time Suspect vertebra Makes life beyond 30 a living hell

Backstreets back: Alright

Regular back:

- boring

- hurts

- full of bones

Backstreet's back:

- alright

They can only travel in one direction.

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

Backstreet Boys.

So my girlfriend and I are lying in bed this morning having just woken up. We both took deep breaths and exhaled at the same time and she says, "Oh look, our breathing is in sync". I reply, "I'd prefer if our breath was The Backstreet Boys".

She promptly knocked me out of bed.

Therapist: Tell me why?

Me: screams

Therapist: "Tell me why."

Me: (screams)