Backhands Puns

A list of puns related to "Backhands"

What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Aug 21 2022
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Why bother doing nice things for tennis players?

They won't even take a minute to appreciate their advantages.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Sep 01 2022
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I'm so proud of my Grandfather, who survived pepper spray and mustard gas attacks in two wars..

and came home to us a seasoned Veteran...

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 18 2022
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Never date a tennis player….

Love means nothing to them.

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👤︎ u/clitsdontexist
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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I went to a bar dressed as a tennis ball

I went to a bar dressed as a tennis ball... And I got served straight away.

Credit - Britt Crawford

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👤︎ u/EquivalentAd6559
📅︎ Jul 16 2022
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When does Serena Williams train for Wimbledon?

Be forehand

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👤︎ u/Bs-lek
📅︎ Jun 27 2022
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I went to the most recent tennis game in my town and started yelling a question about everyone's net worth.

My wife then backhanded me and told me to stop making such a racket.

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👤︎ u/Second_guessing_Stuf
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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