I'm teaching my children not to date tennis players.

Because lets face it, Luv means nothing to them.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Love means nothing to them

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I went to the most recent tennis game in my town and started yelling a question about everyone's net worth.

My wife then backhanded me and told me to stop making such a racket.

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