What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
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It's cloudy all over just now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.

That was completely out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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What’s blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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