I can't tell you how much this award means to me
Because all the winners are paid actors.
Calcunow
He was outstanding in his field.
A champion chip.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
This could never have happened without his tireless effort.
It's just a bunch of paid actors and actresses in the audience.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
I don't buy it.
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
10 years not running.
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
"Stairs don't talk!"
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.
My foot.
Edit: Thanks a lot guys for the awards and upvotes. ;) :)
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
The no-bell prize.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
Because he couldn’t see that well
A thesaurus
He got a no-bell prize
Dern tootin’!
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
He was outstanding in his field!
I don't buy it.
Because he was “outstanding” in his field.
Because he was out standing in is field.
He was outstanding in his field
He was out standing in his field
Because he was out standing in his field!
Because he was outstanding in his field.
He was outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They said he was out standing in his field
Because he was outstanding in his field
He was outstanding in his field
