It's been quite a shift.
They scare the crap out of me
Because they’re stick
It scared the shit out of me
They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)
By adding a paper clip
"No, artificially. "
Dad: let me get the door for you
Hello everyone! I am part of a team project from the Computational Linguistics department in Saarland University. We made an automatic pun generator and we want to test our system. The following questionnaire will ask you to rate punchlines. It's short and we hope you can get a giggle out of it. Thanks for your help (and please delete it if it goes against the subreddit rules).
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DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
But don’t worry...it will be ok. 👌🏻
Push and Pull.
My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.
When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:
"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."
Sign language
Automatic inflation is great!
