I capitalized on my buddy's phone's autocorrection of Titanfall
Whoever created autocorrect,
Autocorrect has saved my sanity.
I'm the typo person that hates grammatical errors.
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
The man who invented autocorrect has died
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....
Then they fried me for no raisin.
Even if Autocorrect changes "Fuck" to "Duck"...
...Its still considered fowl language
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
I hate autocorrect
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
He made a pun out of an autocorrect situation
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
I quit using autocorrect.
I heard the creator of autocorrect died
I didn’t even know he was I’ll
I hate autocorrect
If it changes one more thing I’ll go ducking crazy
Autocorrect screws up so much, I'm just fresh out of ducks to give.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed “killed” to “kilt”.
Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
No, that's not autocorrect...
Dear autocorrect,
I'm getting real tired of your shirt.
(Change to "of you messing up my tests" for a more wholesome dad like joke ?)
Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
Autocorrect was my pal on this one
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
Why do phones autocorrect f*ck to duck?
They can identify fowl language.
Hi Red Squiggly Line, I'm Dad!
Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?
Me: Definately
The man who invented autocorrect has passed away
His family will be holding a private funfair necks monkey
Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?
Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.
It was suggested I post here.
The inventor of autocorrect has died
As a dyslexic, having autocorrect is both a blessing and a cruise.
My phone keeps autocorrecting dead to deaf.
The reason why your phone autocorrects to “ducking” is because robots
This sub's extremely inactive...
There hasn't been any posts this year!
(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’
You’re still using fowl language.
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo
If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
Autocorrect...
Makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.
The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.
The funfair is nest work.
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