I capitalized on my buddy's phone's autocorrection of Titanfall

http://imgur.com/xMAsUKa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ministry_Eight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Whoever created autocorrect,

I hope you burn in hello

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Autocorrect has saved my sanity.

I'm the typo person that hates grammatical errors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slaterius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied β€œPanettone”.

That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manpag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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The man who invented autocorrect has died

Restaurant in piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....

Then they fried me for no raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Even if Autocorrect changes "Fuck" to "Duck"...

...Its still considered fowl language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I hate autocorrect

It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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He made a pun out of an autocorrect situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloe24603
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."

You're still using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Autocorrect...

It's my worst enema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn

He orders a bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I quit using autocorrect.

It's changed every thong

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I heard the creator of autocorrect died

I didn’t even know he was I’ll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I hate autocorrect

If it changes one more thing I’ll go ducking crazy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shimmywaffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Autocorrect screws up so much, I'm just fresh out of ducks to give.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robuttocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Autocorrect for the win
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πŸ‘€︎ u/percymaggiefrank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Damn you, autocorrect

Damn you to he’ll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idisgustmyself64
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed β€œkilled” to β€œkilt”.

Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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No, that's not autocorrect...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckerDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Dear autocorrect,

I'm getting real tired of your shirt.

(Change to "of you messing up my tests" for a more wholesome dad like joke ?)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PearlsOFwisdumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Autocorrect was my pal on this one

My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."

I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouipareils
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NUMB_NUTS_417
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Phone autocorrecting 'fuck' to 'duck' is technically okay as they're both fowl language. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Why do phones autocorrect f*ck to duck?

They can identify fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Hi Red Squiggly Line, I'm Dad!

Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?

Me: Definately

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyJayBe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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The man who invented autocorrect has passed away

His family will be holding a private funfair necks monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red498cp_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?

He's going to he'll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.

It was suggested I post here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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The inventor of autocorrect has died

May he roast in piss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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As a dyslexic, having autocorrect is both a blessing and a cruise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorSpurlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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My phone keeps autocorrecting dead to deaf.

It never listens to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_one_duder
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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The reason why your phone autocorrects to β€œducking” is because robots

Prefer fowl language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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This sub's extremely inactive...

There hasn't been any posts this year!

(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.

It's still foal language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleisperfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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It’s okay if your phone autocorrects β€˜fuck’ to β€˜duck’

You’re still using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isonj1997
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I hate autocorrect

It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archrival33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I hate autocorrect

It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevaliTheRito28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Autocorrect...

Makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Young_Wolf11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.

The funfair is nest work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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