At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.
He had run out of gas.
A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
Getting an emissions test
I walked into an auto repair shop last week to get my parents' car's emissions checked. The guy behind the counter was a jolly old fellow, most likely a dad.
> Me: Hi! I need an emissions test for my car.
> Guy: Did you study?
I told my dad when he got home; he laughed, of course.
You would think the best place to have an "Accident Free" sign would be...
...at an auto repair shop. XD
