my wife said I had to choose between my two expensive hobbies: gardening, or audiophile
I agonized over the choice before realizing it was quite simple.
but of course, bose before hose!
Why are audiophiles self-loathing?
They think audio files are inferior!
I'm an audiophile and my gf wanted to try polyamory.
I said nah. Fidelity is important to me.
My Friends Say I'm a Pretty Big Audiophile imgur.com/KHvQpB9
Someone asked me if I was an audiophile today
I told them no but if I was, I'd be an mp3
A saxophonist was told by his teacher that he needed to make his smooth jazz sound smoother.
The saxophonist left. Soon after, he returned, carrying a man wearing a pair of high end headphones.
”What in the WORLD are you doing with that poor man?” His teacher cried.
The saxophonist looked taken aback. ”You said I needed to make my music sound smoother.”
”So…?”
”I figured we would need an audiophile for that.”
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
