Assassin's Creed Puns

A list of puns related to "Assassin's Creed"

I was playing Assassins Creed when suddenly…
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👤︎ u/trimdaddy
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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My fiancé thinks I have an unhealthy obsession with assassins creed

and if I wear my robes to the wedding she’ll leave me at the Altaïr

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👤︎ u/glowcoma
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I told my girlfriend that her skin was really smooth and asked her if she had made Assassin's Creed.

Confused shrug in response

"Because Ubisoft"

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👤︎ u/butts__
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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👤︎ u/khatsos
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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