Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful...

But that's how Julius Caesar.

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I'm a big fan of auto erotic asphyxiation

It really takes my breath away.

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I was tired and just wanted to lay down for quick nap.

I went into a funeral home since everyone there is said to be resting comfortably.

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Hear about the guy who tried autoerotic asphyxiation for the first time?

He said it was a noose sensation

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The carrot died from asphyxiation...

It got artichoked to death

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👤︎ u/gaviols
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Old habits are like overenthusiastic autoerotic asphyxiation fetishists.
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👤︎ u/drislands
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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If you die from inhaling muffler fumes...

Do you die from exhaustion?

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Dumb joke I thought of

The white girl who was obsessed with fall was pronounced dead last night. Police said she died from autumn-erotique asphyxiation

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