Our art teacher wanted us to come closer to sketch an aspect of distance or time...

We all drew near.

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What does Tom Petty think is the most difficult aspect of working in a restaurant?

The waaaaaiting is the hardest part

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📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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A lot of YouTube channels are switching to an 18:9 aspect ratio

Personally I find it two wide.

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📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Two grammarians were arguing;

it was a case of a tense mood engendering a number of negative aspects.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Shoes wisely

My wife and I went shoe shopping this weekend. She was having trouble picking a pair so she held up two sneakers, "which one do you like?"

"I don't care. Be like Nike, shoes wisely."

(Athena Nike was the Greek goddess of wisdom in her aspect of victory that the shoe company used)

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📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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My new years RESOLUTION is to run a 5k... Display
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Beautiful dad joke delivery on Australian national TV last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSf00ewCiko&feature=youtu.be&t=180

Includes all the important aspects of a good dad joke:

  • Innocent setup by unsuspecting teammate
  • Perfect delivery of terrible dad joke
  • High five from another shameless dad nearby
  • Look of severe disapproval from contest judge who can't believe you just did that in front of your entire country
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👤︎ u/p-hodge
📅︎ May 08 2019
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If America did have a purge night, there would absolutely be twitch streamers hosting a "Let's Slay"

Explanation:taking on the topic of Lets Play.

Thought this would be better on Shower thoughts but I was pointed here because of the word play aspect.

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Star Trek Dad joke.

My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.

One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."

"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.

"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."

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📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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