An artificial sweetener broke up with a natural sweetener…

Natural: But sweetie, we have so much in common; I feel like you’re a part of me!

Artificial: Oh, honey, please…

… it’s pronounced Aspartame.

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dad joked my girlfriend while we were cuddling

I asked if she wanted me to whisper sweet nothings to her so i leaned in and say,

"Artificial sweeteners"

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