Art Galleries Puns

Nice touch.

But when i came back i couldn’t find it. Where did my Van Gogh?

They were framed.

Look at this photograph

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
“Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?”
“Sure.”
“It's pretty much worthless.”
“I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.”

Because they have scales

We were at the art museum and I wanted to see vangogh so I say to my dad:

Me: "Do you want to come to the Vangogh gallery with me?"

Dad: "Van-go?? How about van-stay!"