I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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I went to an art gallery in my van...

But when i came back i couldn’t find it. Where did my Van Gogh?

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If someone told you foreigners stole canvases from the art gallery, don't believe them.

They were framed.

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What did Nickleback say in the art gallery?

Look at this photograph

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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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Critic

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
β€œWould you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?”
β€œSure.”
β€œIt's pretty much worthless.”
β€œI don't mind, you can tell me anyway.”

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Why do people in Skyrim use dragons for measurement?

Because they have scales

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At the art museum when...

We were at the art museum and I wanted to see vangogh so I say to my dad:

Me: "Do you want to come to the Vangogh gallery with me?"

Dad: "Van-go?? How about van-stay!"

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