A list of puns related to "Arcnet"
Today i upgraded my kernel. While having a glance on some options in menuconfig before building, i stumbled upon this help text for the arcnet module:
> "If you have a network card of this type, say Y and check out the > (arguably) beautiful poetry in > <file:Documentation/networking/arcnet.txt>."
So i did check it out:
> " Since no one seems to listen to me otherwise, perhaps a poem will get your > attention: > This driver's getting fat and beefy, > But my cat is still named Fifi. > > Hmm, I think I'm allowed to call that a poem, even though it's only two > lines. Hey, I'm in Computer Science, not English. Give me a break. > > The point is: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to hear from you if > you test this and get it working. Or if you don't. Or anything. > > ARCnet 0.32 ALPHA first made it into the Linux kernel 1.1.80 - this was > nice, but after that even FEWER people started writing to me because they > didn't even have to install the patch. <sigh> > > Come on, be a sport! Send me a success report! > > (hey, that was even better than my original poem... this is getting bad!) > > > WARNING: > > If you don't e-mail me about your success/failure soon, I may be forced to > start SINGING. And we don't want that, do we? > > (You know, it might be argued that I'm pushing this point a little too much. > If you think so, why not flame me in a quick little e-mail? Please also > include the type of card(s) you're using, software, size of network, and > whether it's working or not.)"
[Instructions...]
> "If you don't understand that, you probably don't want to know anyway. > E-mail me about your problem. > > > I want to send money: what now? > > Go take a nap or something. You'll feel better in the morning."
Thus i had some funny stuff to read today.
It is jettisoned just after the first stage cuts off, when the spacecraft is traveling about 7,500 FPS. Escape velocity is around 36,600 FPS.
So, I bought a Yaesu FTM-400DR (this post is not about debating the merits of this radio.) Since a quick Google search led me to believe that the Chirp support isn't fully-baked yet, and I'm not keen on feeding in 4 dozen repeater frequencies by hand, I ordered the RTsystems software (ADMS-M400-U) for it from HRO.
Per usual, HRO's standard shipping got the product here in a day. (This is not about HRO, they seem to rock.) I opened the box. Huh. A CD. How quaint.
I looked around. I have two Macbooks, a Mac Mini server and a 13" Windows 8 laptop. None of these have an optical media drive as optical media drives are going the way of the Dodo. "No problem," I think, "this older laptop running Ubuntu has an optical drive. I'll just image the CD, mount it on a Win7 VM on one of my Macs and be on my way."
Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAH. Silly me. Of course the same method I've used to do something for years with a computer doesn't work, this is ham radio. How stupid of me to forget. I get errors trying to do the install, so I check the RTsystems website and search on 'no cd.' The first article that pops up? This.
>The RT Systems programmers must be installed from the original CD. This is true whether the CD was purchased as part of a kit from your local dealer or as an electronic download that required you to make the CD.
<rant>
WTF? Is this their 'copy protection' scheme? Seriously? Why is it that when it comes to computers, amateur radio equipment manufacturers seem to think it's still 1993? There's some half-assed copy protection scheme for this CD (or some even more idiotic reason why it has to be installed from optical media...IDK), and I've noticed that every piece of gear made before 2010 seems to interface via RS-232 rather than USB or Ethernet, and when they do interface via USB, it's because they soldered the FTDI chip on the board in the rig rather than putting it in the cable. I mean, yes, RS-232 is the lowest common denominator, but many (if not most, I haven't counted) computers shipped in the last decade don't have a RS-232 port. Do they do this because of RFI? Isn't that a solvable problem? I picture the days of VBA runtimes, 'Plug-n-Play' network cards that never worked, and support from a guy named Bob running a dial-up BBS.
</rant>
Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I perform the freaking complex task of installing this software into a Win7 VM or onto a Win8 machine with no optica
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
SrA 1D7 (former 3D) recently palace fronted into the guard after 4 years active and am starting to miss some of the AD benefits/lifestyle. Iβve applied to several AGR opportunities, mostly out of state and a couple that would require cross training.
Iβve heard most AGR hires are internal (βgood ol boysβ). If this is true, Iβm assuming my chances for these out of state positions are slim? Being relatively new to the guard, what are some other ways guard guys look for AD tours?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Buenosdillas
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Why
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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