CONFIG_ARCNET

Today i upgraded my kernel. While having a glance on some options in menuconfig before building, i stumbled upon this help text for the arcnet module:

> "If you have a network card of this type, say Y and check out the > (arguably) beautiful poetry in > <file:Documentation/networking/arcnet.txt>."

So i did check it out:

> " Since no one seems to listen to me otherwise, perhaps a poem will get your > attention: > This driver's getting fat and beefy, > But my cat is still named Fifi. > > Hmm, I think I'm allowed to call that a poem, even though it's only two > lines. Hey, I'm in Computer Science, not English. Give me a break. > > The point is: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to hear from you if > you test this and get it working. Or if you don't. Or anything. > > ARCnet 0.32 ALPHA first made it into the Linux kernel 1.1.80 - this was > nice, but after that even FEWER people started writing to me because they > didn't even have to install the patch. <sigh> > > Come on, be a sport! Send me a success report! > > (hey, that was even better than my original poem... this is getting bad!) > > > WARNING: > > If you don't e-mail me about your success/failure soon, I may be forced to > start SINGING. And we don't want that, do we? > > (You know, it might be argued that I'm pushing this point a little too much. > If you think so, why not flame me in a quick little e-mail? Please also > include the type of card(s) you're using, software, size of network, and > whether it's working or not.)"

[Instructions...]

> "If you don't understand that, you probably don't want to know anyway. > E-mail me about your problem. > > > I want to send money: what now? > > Go take a nap or something. You'll feel better in the morning."

Thus i had some funny stuff to read today.

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In Men in Black 3, K puts the Arcnet on the Launch Escape System, which is a part of the spacecraft that does not reach orbit

It is jettisoned just after the first stage cuts off, when the spacecraft is traveling about 7,500 FPS. Escape velocity is around 36,600 FPS.

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Just Let Me Check The Dongle And My Arcnet Connection

So, I bought a Yaesu FTM-400DR (this post is not about debating the merits of this radio.) Since a quick Google search led me to believe that the Chirp support isn't fully-baked yet, and I'm not keen on feeding in 4 dozen repeater frequencies by hand, I ordered the RTsystems software (ADMS-M400-U) for it from HRO.

Per usual, HRO's standard shipping got the product here in a day. (This is not about HRO, they seem to rock.) I opened the box. Huh. A CD. How quaint.

I looked around. I have two Macbooks, a Mac Mini server and a 13" Windows 8 laptop. None of these have an optical media drive as optical media drives are going the way of the Dodo. "No problem," I think, "this older laptop running Ubuntu has an optical drive. I'll just image the CD, mount it on a Win7 VM on one of my Macs and be on my way."

Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAH. Silly me. Of course the same method I've used to do something for years with a computer doesn't work, this is ham radio. How stupid of me to forget. I get errors trying to do the install, so I check the RTsystems website and search on 'no cd.' The first article that pops up? This.

>The RT Systems programmers must be installed from the original CD. This is true whether the CD was purchased as part of a kit from your local dealer or as an electronic download that required you to make the CD.

<rant>

WTF? Is this their 'copy protection' scheme? Seriously? Why is it that when it comes to computers, amateur radio equipment manufacturers seem to think it's still 1993? There's some half-assed copy protection scheme for this CD (or some even more idiotic reason why it has to be installed from optical media...IDK), and I've noticed that every piece of gear made before 2010 seems to interface via RS-232 rather than USB or Ethernet, and when they do interface via USB, it's because they soldered the FTDI chip on the board in the rig rather than putting it in the cable. I mean, yes, RS-232 is the lowest common denominator, but many (if not most, I haven't counted) computers shipped in the last decade don't have a RS-232 port. Do they do this because of RFI? Isn't that a solvable problem? I picture the days of VBA runtimes, 'Plug-n-Play' network cards that never worked, and support from a guy named Bob running a dial-up BBS.

</rant>

Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I perform the freaking complex task of installing this software into a Win7 VM or onto a Win8 machine with no optica

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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[WP] Elon Musk is actually Agent K who is trying to deploy ArcNet to protect us from the Boglodites
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I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

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