The assistant says “Ok I’ll serve the iPhone 11 first then”
Me: "Please don't fart here."
Dad: "Why?"
Me: "Because they don't have Windows."
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
"No Siri Bob"
The iPhone sixcess
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"Yeah, isn't it going to be the 6S?"
"Yup! Apple is hoping that it will be a huge.... 6S."
:D
Stock holders are TENSE
Me: "Sure you can, they just start screaming and going on about assault and litigation."
I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
Me: Do you want me to call it?
Her: It is on silent
Me: If you like it you should have put a ring on it
Her: Fuck you
"Hey, there's a new feature in the house. You can use your phone to turn off the lights."
He then proceeded to press his phone against the lightswitch and walk upstairs giggling.
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What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.
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If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.
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Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.
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I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.
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Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.
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I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *
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Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.
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I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?
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Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
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I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.
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Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.
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Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?
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Ever try to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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When Peter Pan throws punches, they Never Land.
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I was struggling to understand how lightning works, but then it struck me.
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Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and then follow up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hijacking. We just shot the pilot.
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Would you call a drunk working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?
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Yesterday I got covered in ketchup from my head tomatoes.
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Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years. I just can't part with it.
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Picture of my sister after getting her nose pierced "She nose something!"
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I went to the dentist and showed him my cavity. He told me to pull up my pants and get the hell out.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was okay - he woke up.
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So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world.
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When you get an infection, urine trouble.
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"Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir; it's fresh ground."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."
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Elton John is a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.
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Elton John wrote a tribute to Amy Winehouse: Candle Under the Spoon *
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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke. *
*My absolut
... keep reading on reddit ➡Despite Apple selling record numbers of iPhone 7 units, I think Samsung will definitely be remembered as the hottest tech company of the year.
Someone mentioned that they had dropped their iphone in a pot of chicken stock. I replied that they should have put apple soup on the menu the next day. At least I laughed.
He replied: "why isn't IPhone's battery life called Apple juice?"
So we're talking about Iphones and how much it costs to make one. On that topic, he asks me: "What's the most important element inside an iPhone?"
"Apple juice?" I replied smiling.
"Can't argue there." he grinned.
Do you think it will be because the iPhone 7 8 9?
Why isn't an Apple iPhone charger, called apple juice!?!?
