New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
So I am now back at work one day a week as of this week, but since October I have been on maternity leave. For the first few weeks, we wanted total privacy as this pregnancy was pretty hard on me. Most people respected it but my husband's sister did not.
Now when I'm at home especially being 2 weeks post-birth I like to breastfeed topless with a frozen nipple cover over the breast not being used or tandem feeding. Very rarely when it is near feeding time will I wear a top or bra. My husband is very happy with this arrangement and my daughters don't mind it as long as I cover up if they have friends over (understandable since I don't want to be topless in front of a bunch of 10 and 7-year-olds.)
So two weeks after I gave birth I had my newborn son on one side of me and my toddler son on the other tandem feeding. I was topless, feeding, and sitting with my feet up watching a horror movie on the couch. Then I heard the front door unlock. Now my husband gets home around 12 some days so I assumed it was him, completely forgetting that my SIL has a spare key in case of emergencies. I focus on my feeding then I hear her scream from the living room door. I turn my head to look at her and she's covering her husband's eyes with one hand and taking off her shawl with another to drape around me. She comments on the "state" of the house. (Remember I had a 2-week old baby and a toddler in the house on my own.) And how I am molesting my kids and hurt her husband's feelings by exposing him to nudity.
I told her if she didn't like it then leave. She threw some more insults and left. To this day she still wants me to apologise for breastfeeding topless in my own home that she walked into unannounced.
I called this a scam.
I went on cryptocurrency and got 12 awards for posting a thread making fun of this token.
I will delete it now (deleted).
This is singlehandedly the most astonishing thing that ever happened to this space.
When I went on to TrustWallet and realised that SFM is the only thing in my portfolio that has recovered all my other "brilliant coin" losses...I realise to stfu.
I knew nothing, but now I know.
My ego in check, my tokens never to be sold.
I will hold until 0.01 at least.
I know it will happen.
Again, my apologies people.
You are awesome and are paving the way to something never before seen.
I wish good luck and good health to all of you who made this happen.
And please, could you drop the price at least a little, so I can buy more π.
Anyway, π.
Iβm on mobile,throwaway and English isnβt my first language
So I (f29) have a step sister (f30) from my dads marriage Iβll call her Kate a bit of context on Kate we meet 16 years ago when our parents started dating
Kate is and always has been a judgemental entitled bully for example when our parents got married she had to have a white puffy dress, she had to have the biggest room and the best things growing up and if god forbid any of us got anything from our mom or grandparents sheβd have to get better or our stuff would disappear if she doesnt like something sheβll say it triggers her throws a toddler Style tantrum on social media till she gets her way but what really makes her bad is the constant shaming she does
Off the top of my head I can think of the times Sheβs shamed me from being too thin, my brother for wanting to be a police man, us for being religious even her own sister for having a planned c section
When called on it she does the same thing says sheβs just telling it how it is than blaming everyone for picking on her, her mom usually makes a scene about βfamilyβ and βKateβs amazing honestβ which apparently is something that needs to be valued
This all came to a head today I went to the hospital yesterday (31/03) and Shockley found out I was 3 months pregnant with twins Iβm not going into details about my medical history but me getting pregnant is noting short of a miracle I honestly never thought with my issues Iβd ever be able to carry a child
Me and my fiancΓ© cried happy tears for hours than excitedly posted it on Facebook the fact that it was after midnight and April fools didnβt even cross our mind After a few calls from family we both turned off our phones and went to bed. I woke up this morning to what I thought would be congratulations but Kate first blocked me than sent her followers to all my s/m to give me shit apparently Kate called me out to her followers for being an inconsiderate bitch for making pregnancy jokes when I should know about fertility issues (naming my private issues) and βdragged meβ me with a lot more stupid crap
This is were i might be the asshole instead of calling Kate and talking to her I blew up I posted my scan pic saying
βWell Kate as ever you have to make everything about you Iβm actually pregnant instead of blocking me you should have maybe messaged me but as ever your vile sorry real self you took to the internet to throw a tantrum youβre a 30 year old woman Kate who lives with her m
... keep reading on reddit β‘I was having a bad day as it was, but thatβs no excuse. I saw a police officer lightly jog up the road where my car was parked and slap a parking ticket on the window. I was meters away inside a building and quickly rushed out.
Itβs a side street that is barely used and has no double (or single) yellows. I was up on the wide pavement - where Iβve parked for the last 5 years, never receiving a ticket. Several cars usually park there every day.
I ran out and I was very upset and called the police officer some very rude names and feel incredibly ashamed of myself. I was so annoyed. If heβd just asked face to face I would have never done it again. I didnβt like the sneaky way it was done, but I accept that ultimately Iβm in the wrong.
I went to the police station an hour later with the officerβs badge number and apologised profusely for my obnoxious behaviour.
Thatβs the end of the story. Iβll pay the ticket today.
Edit: parking ticket
Edit 2: I feel like I have to apologise again for offending members of the community and being downvoted to oblivion. Iβm being called a liar in the comments to boot. So, Iβm sorry if Iβve upset you, but please remember there is always someone else reading your nasty comments and feeling rubbish.
Kier "Rancid Vibes" Starmer is awful, wish I never gave him my second preference after RLB.
Huddled in the supply closet, I heard the muffled shots pause as a phone pinged nearby.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-25/apology-for-handling-of-sexual-assault-topic-at-assembly/13275492
The entire male population of this high-school was told to stand as a symbolic gesture of apology to the female population. They were apologising for the crimes of their gender.
Some parents complained. Others praised the schools actions. I'd be very interested to know how many parents with a male child at the school praised them.
Can you imagine being forced to stand to apologise for things your perceived identity group has done? And forced. Forced by people that hold power over you. These boys don't stand a chance.
