I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
The NFT craze may have died down, but the industry is still booming. Melania Trump, Whitney Houston, and Applebee's have made NFT-inspired headlines this week.
Catch up on news related to non-fungible tokens (NFTs development) this week, from restaurants to movies to music. Here's a summary of stories you don't want to miss.
Melania Trump's vision becomes an NFT
Former First Lady Melania Trump has launched her own NFT platform and launched her first digital collectible titled "Melania's Vision," which will be on sale for the rest of the month.
"Melania's Vision" is a watercolor artwork by artist Marc-Antoine Coulon. The limited edition digital artwork will be available for 1 SOL ($ 150) and includes an audio recording of Ms. Trump. Melania Trump's NFT platform uses Solana's blockchain protocol and is powered by Parler, an alternative social media network.
A portion of the proceeds from Melania's NFTs will go to foster children and their education, according to the official website. The exact percentage was not disclosed.
The production of the next film is decentralized
The Arabian Camels NFT community first created a collection of 12,012 digital camels living on the Ethereum blockchain. Now, Arabian Camels has partnered with Swapp Protocol to produce a $ 50 million decentralized NFT movie called "Antara." Antara is based on the adventurous life of Antarah Ibn Shaddad, a former Arab knight and poet.
Potential distributors of the film can purchase up to 50% of the intellectual property rights of "Antara" and pay to distribute the film in theaters and streaming channels. Swapp enables Arabian Camels to integrate DeFi capabilities into film production. Swapp's NFT farming utility will allow Arabian Camels NFT owners to earn passive income from their collectibles.
Alexander Amaratei, the producer of Antara, shared in a statement that his vision was "to create a system to produce films that normally cost more than USD 50 million, completely risk-free. In addition to eliminating financing risks, this system would allow companies to movies were owned by fans, the owners of NFT. "
Investing in real-life NFT exhibits
Most development of NFTs usually live in a digital wallet behind a screen. Danvas, a startup with the goal of helping NFT owners physically display their parts, this week announced a $ 7 million in
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
The NFT craze may have died down, but the industry is still booming. Melania Trump, Whitney Houston, and Applebee's have made NFT-inspired headlines this week.
Catch up on news related to non-fungible tokens (NFTs development) this week, from restaurants to movies to music. Here's a summary of stories you don't want to miss.
Melania Trump's vision becomes an NFT
Former First Lady Melania Trump has launched her own NFT platform and launched her first digital collectible titled "Melania's Vision," which will be on sale for the rest of the month.
"Melania's Vision" is a watercolor artwork by artist Marc-Antoine Coulon. The limited edition digital artwork will be available for 1 SOL ($ 150) and includes an audio recording of Ms. Trump. Melania Trump's NFT platform uses Solana's blockchain protocol and is powered by Parler, an alternative social media network.
A portion of the proceeds from Melania's NFTs will go to foster children and their education, according to the official website. The exact percentage was not disclosed.
The production of the next film is decentralized
The Arabian Camels NFT community first created a collection of 12,012 digital camels living on the Ethereum blockchain. Now, Arabian Camels has partnered with Swapp Protocol to produce a $ 50 million decentralized NFT movie called "Antara." Antara is based on the adventurous life of Antarah Ibn Shaddad, a former Arab knight and poet.
Potential distributors of the film can purchase up to 50% of the intellectual property rights of "Antara" and pay to distribute the film in theaters and streaming channels. Swapp enables Arabian Camels to integrate DeFi capabilities into film production. Swapp's NFT farming utility will allow Arabian Camels NFT owners to earn passive income from their collectibles.
Alexander Amaratei, the producer of Antara, shared in a statement that his vision was "to create a system to produce films that normally cost more than USD 50 million, completely risk-free. In addition to eliminating financing risks, this system would allow companies to movies were owned by fans, the owners of NFT. "
Investing in real-life NFT exhibits
Most development of NFTs usually live in a digital wallet behind a screen. Danvas, a startup with the goal of helping NFT owners physically display their parts, this week announced a $ 7 million in
... keep reading on reddit ➡