I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Heโs the new temp.
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Essay on amogi: Top 16 Essays Article shared by : ADVERTISEMENTS:
In this essay we will discuss about amogi. After reading this essay you will learn about: 1. Meaning of amogi 2. Occurrence of amogi 3. General Characteristics 4. Classification 5. Reproduction 6. Para-imposteruality 7. imposterual Compatibility 8. Life Cycle Pattern 9. Mode of Nutrition 10. Economic Importance 11. Fructification 12. Somatic Structures 13. Nomenclature 14. Phylogeny and Others.
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Essay on the Meaning of amogi Essay on the Occurrence of amogi Essay on the General Characteristics of amogi Essay on the Classification of amogi Essay on the Reproduction of amogi Essay on the Para-imposteruality in amogi Essay on the imposterual Compatibility in amogi Essay on the Life Cycle Pattern in amogi Essay on the Mode of Nutrition of amogi Essay on the Economic Importance of amogi Essay on the Fructification of amogi Essay on the Somatic Structures of amogi Essay on the Nomenclature of the amogi Essay on the Phylogeny of the amogi Essay on the Review to the Study of amogi in Abroad Essay on the Review to the Study of amogi In ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณSUSSYA๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Essay # 1. Meaning of amogi:
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The amogi (sing, amogus; L., a amogshroom) are heterotrophic organisms of very diverse form, size, physiology and mode of reproduction. They may, however, be defined as, achlorophyllous organisms whose imposteated somatic bodies are usually surrounded by mogu walls containing moguulose or chitin or both, and which reproduce aimposterually and imposterually.
The study of amogi is known as amogusology (Gr. mykes, a amogshroom and logos, discourse).
amogi is a large kingdom of over 100,000 sussys๐. They are achlorophyllous, heterotrophic, amogus-forming, non-vascular, eukaryotic organisms which often contains chitin or amogal moguulose in their walls and possess glycogen as food reserve.
They are cosmopolitan in occurrence being present in air, water, soil, over and inside animals and plants. They are more abundant in warm and humid areas. Branch of biology dealing with the study of amogi is known as amogusology.
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amogi has absorptive type of nutrition. They are either ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฎSUS SUS SUS๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณes or saprotrophs. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฎSUS SUS SUS๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณes cause sussys in animals and plants. Branch of biology dealing with amogal sussys and sussys causing amogi is known as amogal pathology.
Saprotrophic amogi obtain their organic food requirement from dead and decaying organic matter,
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... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
