Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Annoyingly humorous Dad
My younger brother is an ass, so is my dad to him. They annoy each other quite often, I think they like it. When my little bro (He was a teenager then) get angry he usually says to my dad "I will leave this house, and go to where none of you will never find, and I will never come back", my dad have many answers, like
- Please tell me the place, I want to run away too
- You can take your little sister with your too
- What documents do you need for that?
- Are you still here? Can I help you with packing
- Oh, that will make it easy for me, ha ha
I dont remember most of it, you can guess!
My brother usually go out and then forget about it, until one day he moved out, and comes back after a while, lol, of course!
My awesome dad died 7 years ago, he was annoyingly humorous.
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Don’t annoy clocks
Or they’ll get ticked off.
What do you call a annoying bird
Why are woodpecker standup comedians so annoying?
They can't stop telling knock-knock jokes.
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
Why was the taxi driver annoyed?
He was tired of people talking behind his back.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?
Don’t annoy ghosts.
It might come back to haunt you!
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
Why amphibians are so annoying?
Because they axolotl questions.
The reposts in this app are getting really annoying
Because I've reddit all already
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.
They just drone on and on.
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.
So I've had to put my foot down.
I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.
Then I realized they’re just common taters.
I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed
It keeps asking me, ‘Where do you want to go?'
So I click on the icon that says ‘Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?
I got called pretty today.
...well, actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
I was raised as an only child....
It really annoyed my sister.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
Why can't you play chess in the jungle
Because there are too many cheetahs
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
I get annoyed at maraca's
Something about them gets me rattled
(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
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