I'm bringing an idea of ​​God, I hope you like it.

Pantheon: Celtic.

Class: Guardian.

Damage: Magical / Distance.

Angus Mac Og

The God of Music

(Your basic attack shots are musical notes)

(Note: All sound effects of this God can only be heard by allies and they will not have the loud volume, so as not to disturb the gamplay with many sounds)

Passive: Everyone.

Musical harmony - Every time Angus Mac Og uses a skill, all the allies in range gain a shield (this ability does not stock)

Shield: 2% of ally maximum life(+ 2% every 5 levels of Angus Mac Og)

Effect time: 4s.

Skill 1: Line / Enemies (55 units)

The Harp of Power - Angus Mac Og fires a musical note and line that deals damage and roots the hit enemy. If you have a close ally, this shot comes out of it too (max: 1 ally)

Damage: 80/120/160/200/240 (+ 35% of your magical power)

Rooting: 1.5s.

Time to charge the shot: 1.5s

Cost: 60/65/70/75/80 mana.

Cooldown: 16/15/14/13/12 seconds.

Skill 2: All (65 units)

The magic kiss - Angus Mac Og sends a kiss that turns into a bird and goes to an ally and heals him, or goes to an enemy and deals damage. If the enemy is rooted, this ability causes stun.

Cure:120/160/200/240/280 (+ 30% of your magical power)

Damage: 80/120/160/200/240 (+ 50% of your magical power)

Stun: 1s.

Cost: 70/75/80/85/90 mana.

Cooldown: 8 seconds.

Skill 3: Buff / Allies and you (20 radius)

Sing, Allies, Sing - Angus Mac Og plays a song, all within range gain bonus (this ability can be insured to maintain the effect)

Candência: + 25%.

Movement: + 20%.

Cost: 25 mana per second.

Cooldown: 10s.

Skill 4: All(reach: 60 units)

Swan Song - Angus Mac Og through his music transforms everyone, including him, within reach into swans, in this shape, no one can use relics, basic attacks, abilities or suffers damages, but they can still move.

Heals allies and deals damage to enemies at the time of transformation.

Cure: 100/150/200/250/300 (+ 50% of your magical power)

Damage: 100/150/200/250/300 (+ 50% of your magical power)

Effect time: 5s

Watford 0 - 3 Norwich City

Norwich scorers: Josh Sargent (51', 74'), Juraj Kucka OG (90+2')

Venue: Vicarage Road, Watford, England

Referee: Mike Dean!

Watford:

Manager: Claudio Ranieri (Italy)

Norwich City:

Manager: Dean Smith (England)

MATCH EVENTS

1': We're off!

12': Sargent crosses to Rashica who fires over the bar.

21': Norwich substitution: Kenny McLean on for *Jacob Lungi Søren

FT: Norwich City 2-1 Everton

Norwich City scorers: Michael Keane (16' OG), Adam Idah (18')

Everton scorers: Richarlison (60')

Venue: Carrow Road

LINE-UPS

Norwich City

Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams (Sam Byram), Max Aarons (Dimitris Giannoulis), Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent (Christos Tzolis).

Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak.

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Ben Godfrey, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman (Yerry Mina), André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón (Richarlison).

Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Jean-Philippe Gbamin.

MATCH EVENTS| via ESPN

16' Own Goal by Michael Keane, Everton. Norwich City 1, Everton 0.

18' Goal! Norwich City 2, Everton 0. Adam Idah (Norwich City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Brandon Williams with a through ball following a fast break.

47' Michael Keane (Everton) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' Joshua Sargent (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

54' Substitution, Everton. Yerry Mina replaces Séamus Coleman.

54' Substitution, Everton. Richarlison replaces Salomón Rondón.

66' Max Aarons (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

70' Teemu Pukki (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' Substitution, Norwich City. Sam Byram replaces Brandon Williams because of an injury.

80' Substitution, Norwich City. Dimitris Giannoulis replaces Max Aarons because of an injury.

87' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Joshua Sargent.

Nyligt flyttet, og forsøger at finde ud af om der er et system i hvornår datovarer som kød, kylling etc. sættes ned. Jeg kan tydeligvis ikke lige knække koden, og nu irriterer det mig så jeg vil høre om i har knækket eller kender den! Det er muligt det bare er tilfældigt, men jeg har eks. bemærket i de netto'er jeg bor i nærheden af:

Angus chuck steak, "bedst før 19/1" - normalpris 60,-

• Søndag d. 16: 60,-
• Mandag d. 17: 43,-
• Onsdag d. 19, kl. 15:30: 43,-
• Onsdag d. 19 , kl. 20:30: 20,- og udsolgt

Anarchy in the streets, eller et reelt system?

TL;DR: Hvornår skal man gå i Netto for at være taktisk ift. datosalg af kød???

Tak!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Boutiques

Sneakers

Supreme

Teen

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

Watford 0 - 3 Norwich City

Norwich scorers: Josh Sargent (51', 74'), Juraj Kucka OG (90+2')

Venue: Vicarage Road, Watford, England

Referee: Mike Dean!

Watford:

Manager: Claudio Ranieri (Italy)

Norwich City:

Manager: Dean Smith (England)

MATCH EVENTS

1': We're off!

12': Sargent crosses to Rashica who fires over the bar.

21': Norwich substitution: Kenny McLean on for *Jacob Lungi Søren

#FT: Norwich City 2-1 Everton

Norwich City scorers: Michael Keane (16' OG), Adam Idah (18')

Everton scorers: Richarlison (60')

Venue: Carrow Road

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LINE-UPS

Norwich City

Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams (Sam Byram), Max Aarons (Dimitris Giannoulis), Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent (Christos Tzolis).

Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak.

^____________________________

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Ben Godfrey, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman (Yerry Mina), André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón (Richarlison).

Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Jean-Philippe Gbamin.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

16' Own Goal by Michael Keane, Everton. Norwich City 1, Everton 0.

18' Goal! Norwich City 2, Everton 0. Adam Idah (Norwich City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Brandon Williams with a through ball following a fast break.

47' Michael Keane (Everton) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' Joshua Sargent (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

54' Substitution, Everton. Yerry Mina replaces Séamus Coleman.

54' Substitution, Everton. Richarlison replaces Salomón Rondón.

66' Max Aarons (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

70' Teemu Pukki (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' Substitution, Norwich City. Sam Byram replaces Brandon Williams because of an injury.

80' Substitution, Norwich City. Dimitris Giannoulis replaces Max Aarons because of an injury.

87' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Joshua Sargent.

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#FT: Chelsea 7-0 Norwich City

Chelsea scorers: Mason Mount (8', 85' PEN, 90'+1'), Callum Hudson-Odoi (18'), Reece James (42'), Ben Chilwell (57'), Max Aarons (62' OG)

Venue: Stamford Bridge

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LINE-UPS

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho (Ruben Loftus-Cheek), Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz (Ross Barkley), Callum Hudson-Odoi (Hakim Ziyech), Mason Mount.

Subs: César Azpilicueta, Marcos Alonso, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Andreas Christensen, Malang Sarr.

^____________________________

Norwich City

Tim Krul, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou (Milot Rashica), Mathias Normann, Dimitris Giannoulis (Brandon Williams), Max Aarons, Teemu Pukki, Joshua Sargent (Andrew Omobamidele).

Subs: Lukas Rupp, Angus Gunn, Kieran Dowell, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Adam Idah, Christos Tzolis.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Mason Mount Goal

18' Goal! Chelsea 2, Norwich City 0. Callum Hudson-Odoi (Chelsea) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Mateo Kovacic with a through ball.

42' Reece James Goal

45' Pierre Lees-Melou (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Norwich City. Brandon Williams replaces Dimitris Giannoulis.

45' On: Milot Rashica|Off: Pierre Lees-Melou

55' Ben Gibson Yellow Card

57' Ben Chilwell Goal

62' Own Goal by Max Aarons, Norwich City. Chelsea 5, Norwich City 0.

64' On: Ruben Loftus-Cheek|Off: Jorginho

65' Second yellow card to Ben Gibson (Norwich City) for a bad foul.

69' Substitution, Norwich City. Andrew Omobamidele replaces Joshua Sargent.

70' On: Hakim Ziyech|Off: Callum Hudson-Odoi

70' Substitution, Chelsea. Ross Barkley replaces Kai Havertz.

83' Mathias Normann (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

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#FT: Chelsea 7-0 Norwich City

Chelsea scorers: Mason Mount (8', 85' PEN, 90'+1'), Callum Hudson-Odoi (18'), Reece James (42'), Ben Chilwell (57'), Max Aarons (62' OG)

Venue: Stamford Bridge

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LINE-UPS

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho (Ruben Loftus-Cheek), Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz (Ross Barkley), Callum Hudson-Odoi (Hakim Ziyech), Mason Mount.

Subs: César Azpilicueta, Marcos Alonso, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Andreas Christensen, Malang Sarr.

^____________________________

Norwich City

Tim Krul, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou (Milot Rashica), Mathias Normann, Dimitris Giannoulis (Brandon Williams), Max Aarons, Teemu Pukki, Joshua Sargent (Andrew Omobamidele).

Subs: Lukas Rupp, Angus Gunn, Kieran Dowell, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Adam Idah, Christos Tzolis.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Goal! Chelsea 1, Norwich City 0. Mason Mount (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Jorginho.

18' Callum Hudson-Odoi Goal

42' Reece James Goal

45' Pierre Lees-Melou Yellow Card

45' Substitution, Norwich City. Brandon Williams replaces Dimitris Giannoulis.

45' On: Milot Rashica|Off: Pierre Lees-Melou

55' Ben Gibson Yellow Card

57' Ben Chilwell Goal

62' Max Aarons <strong>(OG)</strong>

64' On: Ruben Loftus-Cheek|Off: Jorginho

65' Second yellow card to Ben Gibson (Norwich City) for a bad foul.

69' On: Andrew Omobamidele|Off: Joshua Sargent

70' Substitution, Chelsea. Hakim Ziyech replaces Callum Hudson-Odoi.

70' Substitution, Chelsea. Ross Barkley replaces Kai Havertz.

83' Mathias Normann (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

85' Mason Mount Penalty - Scored

90'+1' Mason Mount Goal