My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
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A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why did the news anchor get his windows tinted?
To prevent others from Seeinβ In.
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[A British Joke] I was wearing a T-Shirt with an anchor on it and my Dad put the letter 'W' on the left side of it
He then said that's what you are son
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
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My girlfriend told me that i am the anchor in her life
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My news anchor college just couldn't stop rambling about how a bank robber escaped ...
So I told him to cut to the chase
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Why did the captain hate his boat's anchor?
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My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.
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I got arrested while sailing the other day because I dropped anchor on a fish.
I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
I learned something today. When the news anchor says, βIf you know anything about the crime, call the police,β
The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.
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CBS News anchor just nailed a dad joke.
"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."
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︎ Nov 04 2015
Reporters and anchors should really be more careful...
they're always breaking news.
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What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
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My favourite part of working in an anchor factory is the job security.
You know that even if the investments have sunk and the business is going under, that job's not going anywhere.
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Local news anchor just dropped this one in regards to the temperature
"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"
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︎ Jul 07 2014
My local news anchor this morning regarding a car driving into a Great Clips
"It was a hairy situation at Great Clips..."
It took me a second to catch it but when I did I had to chuckle.
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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
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