Analogies are just drawn out explanations for stupid people.....

Do you understand now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faustianBM
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I’m not very good at making analogies

It’s like bees trying to make honey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judgepod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I told my wife that I’m sick of digital and smart watches and that I’m going to start a business that only sells used analog watches.

It’ll be a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morganlandt
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I took an entire day to smash old analog clocks with a hammer.

I didn't achieve much, but it was a great way to kill time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpnelboy
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When I told my therapist about being unhappy, he said, "When it comes to happiness, a good analogy is a 3D-printer."

"Oh," I said, "You mean that I should make my own happiness?""No," he said. "I meant, most people don't have it, and many don't even know what it is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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How can you tell an analog clock from a digital clock?

You really have to pay close attention to the minute details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoogabyNature
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2022
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Patient: Doctor, doctor. I’ve come out in spots, just like cherries on a cake

Doctor: Ah, you must have analogy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocakayla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2023
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What do you call a mechanical analog computer that takes over a playground

A slide ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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Sometimes I...wax poetic
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What has 2 hands but can't scratch itself?

A(n) (analogue) clock.

*Legit from my now 50 year old dad yesterday lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoomaenia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2022
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth eating a slice of pizza?

He ate it before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndubitableMatt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2022
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Started to learn to tell time on a analog clock last week. So far I can only tell when it’s 6:30

But I got that one hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Finding the right analogy is as hard as

...it's as hard as...

It's just really difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazydictionary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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A bad analogy is like a bad analogy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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If you burn an analog clock, does it emit second hand smoke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuggerAl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I asked an eight-year-old if he could tell time on analog clocks...

"Sometimes," he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npw7321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeschmo945
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Analogous knock-knock

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Analogous."

"Analogous who?"

"Yes, very good! An owl goes 'who'!"

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My father just dropped off a wok he didn’t need.

He texted me to warn me that it was an old school, analog wok, not an Ewok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALLCAPSBITCHES
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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You know what really grinds its gears?

An analog clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchurch8073
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.

My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadideaguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Double science dad joke

I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pallothepenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bust_McNutty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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6:30 is the best time of the day

HANDS DOWN

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Finding the right analogy is as hard as...

...as hard as...ummmm....damn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdificeOrifice
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Sometimes finding the right analogy is as hard as...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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The best time on a clock is 6:30,

hands down.

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